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Duh duh duh DAMN!!!

castielhasthephoneb0x:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my boyfriend dated me

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Today I went to Subway.

sleeping-with-hayleywilliams:

letsfeelthathing:

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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you’re my new favorite person 

XD

XD

When my brother's in the shower...
  • -waiting for brother to get out of the shower-

  • -hears him singing-

  • me:

    will you quit singing?

  • brother:

    what?

  • me:

    QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME

  • brother:

    WOMAN

  • brother:

    WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE

  • brother:

    MY BALLS

  • brother:

    AND MY SOUL

<3 Yus :3

Oh childhood, how I love you so! <3

Here’s why.

Most use music, some the roar of engines. But me? I use the solice and the solitude to drown out the heartache. A girl trusted too easily, she gave her heart away and everything with it. She has nothing left to offer but her tears and talents, and so, she sews…

She says nothing at all, but simply stares upward into the dark sky and watches, with sad eyes, the slow dance of the infinite stars.
Neil Gaiman, Stardust (via weaverofstars)

Story of my life…

premiumcountryside:

owldee:

watch-things-on-vcr:

harbek:

tiberius457:

I wasted a few minutes trying to remember what episode of Doctor Who this related to and then realized it was about Titanic…

I wasted a few minutes trying to figure out why Rose and Jack would be in the Titanic episode when that’s season 4.

I tried to click the reblog button in the picture.



Whovians are a mess.

premiumcountryside:

owldee:

watch-things-on-vcr:

harbek:

tiberius457:

I wasted a few minutes trying to remember what episode of Doctor Who this related to and then realized it was about Titanic…

I wasted a few minutes trying to figure out why Rose and Jack would be in the Titanic episode when that’s season 4.

I tried to click the reblog button in the picture.

Whovians are a mess.